Calendar : today 08 .20 .2008
Saint of the day
Saint-Bernard
Humor: Yo mama
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
| Quote of the day #1
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. -- Steve Martin
| Funny riddle of the day #1
What Do You Call A Man With No Penis?
- Don't Even Bother To Call Him. He Won't Come, Anyhow.
| Funny quote of the day #2
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. -- Bertrand Russell
| Funny riddle of the day #2
Which word of three syllables contains twenty-six letters?
- Alphabet.
| blonde joke
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
- So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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The joke of the day
Not romantic enough
"Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop.
When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."
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