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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
- Through his chest with a sharp knife.
How do you keep a blonde busy?
- Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
- He gets taller.
What do men and sperm have in common?
- They both have one in a million chance of becoming a human being.
.Why are women & Kentucky Fried Chicken the same? By the time you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do men break wind more than women?
- Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
How do you make an egg laugh?
- Tell it a yolk.
What do you call an oboe with good tone?
Aging is when your favorite part of the newspaper is "Twenty-Five Years Ago Today"

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