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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
- Her navel.
What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
- A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What should you do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?
- Get more cement.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
- They don't have time.
Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
- Three: One to hold the pan, and two others to show off and shake the stove.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
- She couldn't control her pupils.
What do you call a percussionist who says he can read music?
A liar.
Aging is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

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