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Why do women close their eyes during sex?
- They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
- There was an empty seat.
How do men exercise on the beach?
- By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? The bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator and goes to bed.The married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
Why does the bride always wear white?
- Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
- He took them to a pignic.
How do you know when a bassoonist is at your door?
It takes forever for her to enter.
You'll have to look outside, because you'd never hear her knocking.
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
 
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